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Rachel Brimer

Oct 20 '14

skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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Oct 20 '14

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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Oct 20 '14

easied:

"being gay is against the bible"

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Oct 20 '14

(Source: mychemicaljamie)

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Oct 20 '14
prisonofself:

bl-ossomed:

fantasticarepickles:


this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.

So sad

This still breaks me every time.

prisonofself:

bl-ossomed:

fantasticarepickles:

this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.

So sad

This still breaks me every time.

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Oct 20 '14

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Oct 20 '14

paradexx:

When you make the most slaying entrance but your scary god child is too busy crying to notice

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Oct 20 '14

neferpitoo:

neferpitoo:

when a southern person betrays u: betray’all

i hate this post

(Source: nbinigo)

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Oct 20 '14

owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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Oct 20 '14

obamafart:

my favourite outdoor activity is going back inside

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Oct 20 '14

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

(Source: vasuki)

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Oct 20 '14

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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Oct 20 '14

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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Oct 20 '14

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Oct 20 '14

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(Source: amathophilia)

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