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Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️
but aren’t you a girl
This just in: queer people exist
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
i dont care if certain ppl unfollow me but i have like a top 50 that im like ‘pls don’t go’
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